Monday, April 28, 2014

I'm not anti-social, YOU'RE ANIT-INDIVIDUAL!!!

I will be designing and creating a series of fairy tale characters. This is my first attempt, just a photoshop mock up. This series is among the other one hundred thousand projects that I plan to complete. Anyhoops, besides Humpty Dumpty I'm hope to create a caterpillar, a crooked man, and peter pumpkin eater.

In other news, I'll be exhibiting the Hallowbaloo event in Seattle, WA later this year, which means I'll be cranking out some Halloween themed pieces as well... This will take place just before Halloween I believe. I'll post more about this as we come closer to the show. I'm hoping it will be a blast!

Speaking of Halloween, I have so many Halloween costumes planned it's ridiculous. I still have my scary scarecrow, but I really want to buildy buildow a robot costume. Here's a picture of my scary scarecrow I built a while back:
That's all I've got for now. Next time I'll share my valentines day story, for laughs and shame. 
Thanks for reading. Tune in next time - same zombat time, same zombat channel!

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Friday, April 25, 2014

People Yawn When I Speak

What the hell is wrong with me?

I can't remember the first time it happened, but it's easy to remember the last time because it happened this evening when I had my last conversation with somebody before my day ended. It happens anytime I  have an interaction with another person. People yawn when I speak - it's just the way it is. I'm talking about family, friends and strangers alike! It's always happened and it always will. There is no age limit either, nor is it limited to human beings. I can bore toddlers, bitter middle aged people and geezers as well as cats and dogs. It's always the same. Maybe it's some malformed super power, I'm not sure. In any case, I've accepted it and have no shame blogging to the world that I must be the most boring entity that's ever existed or I possess the most relaxing demeanor that soothes man and beast alike. Just call me the Yawn Whisperer.

Anywhoos, I love asking people to pack their bags and taking them on a guilt trip when I point out that they've lost all alertness as soon as I've begun my priceless rant about whatever we happen to be discussing. I'm always amazed at the instantaneous unconsciousness when I blab. It's as if the Incredible Hulk has wacked them in the head as soon as I open my mouth to speak and bestow my marvelous insight.

Of course, now I've become the bad guy by making clear how boring they perceive me to be. But I've simply turned the tables and find some peace because of it. In any case, I feel the energy vamping usually happens when I'm making some profound point or sharing something inspirational, a thought or epiphany that teeters on that fine line of delicate and infinite understanding, at least in my own mind. Oh well, you're loss.

On to other news... I've added this blog to my website. Click HERE to check it out! There will also be some updates to where prints of my work are sold and I'll provide more details when that happens. As I've mentioned previously, I hope to update this blog with some more expansive record of my process, as well and adding new upcoming idears. I hope you'll stick around and tolerate my nonsense. I'll leave you here to yawn in peace and get some rest. Ciao.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I'm Only Happy When I Forget the Things I'm Suppose to Remember

Hello dear Reader,

Tonight, I shall first sicken you with shameless bragging about my last group art show, which went very well at the Night Gallery in Santa Ana, Ca. (You can see photos here: Proceeds from the sale will benefit the belly of you're friendly neighborhood Zombienose. Most importantly, I must thank Jeremy Cross and the Night Gallery for letting me be a part of the show. Thanks Jeremy!

In other news, this blog will be updated with more content as time allows. Presently, time is not being very kind but I don't give up easy. Have mercy you cursed tick tock! My plan is to post a more organized record of my art process and allow those interested in my work a more convenient venue to view to access my meaningless blah blah. I have some interesting new art pieces planned and am looking forward to unleashing them. Also, I have yet to officially add this blog to my website but will let you know when I do so I can pretend I'm more important than I actually am.

Anyways, if you're interested in any available art pieces, please visit my website and contact me for more details about anything - I know everything. Please don't be frightened, I won't bite, I swear. And if I don't reply immediately it's only because I'm saving the world. I will respond at some point, I promise.

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