Friday, April 25, 2014

People Yawn When I Speak

What the hell is wrong with me?

I can't remember the first time it happened, but it's easy to remember the last time because it happened this evening when I had my last conversation with somebody before my day ended. It happens anytime I  have an interaction with another person. People yawn when I speak - it's just the way it is. I'm talking about family, friends and strangers alike! It's always happened and it always will. There is no age limit either, nor is it limited to human beings. I can bore toddlers, bitter middle aged people and geezers as well as cats and dogs. It's always the same. Maybe it's some malformed super power, I'm not sure. In any case, I've accepted it and have no shame blogging to the world that I must be the most boring entity that's ever existed or I possess the most relaxing demeanor that soothes man and beast alike. Just call me the Yawn Whisperer.

Anywhoos, I love asking people to pack their bags and taking them on a guilt trip when I point out that they've lost all alertness as soon as I've begun my priceless rant about whatever we happen to be discussing. I'm always amazed at the instantaneous unconsciousness when I blab. It's as if the Incredible Hulk has wacked them in the head as soon as I open my mouth to speak and bestow my marvelous insight.

Of course, now I've become the bad guy by making clear how boring they perceive me to be. But I've simply turned the tables and find some peace because of it. In any case, I feel the energy vamping usually happens when I'm making some profound point or sharing something inspirational, a thought or epiphany that teeters on that fine line of delicate and infinite understanding, at least in my own mind. Oh well, you're loss.

On to other news... I've added this blog to my website. Click HERE to check it out! There will also be some updates to where prints of my work are sold and I'll provide more details when that happens. As I've mentioned previously, I hope to update this blog with some more expansive record of my process, as well and adding new upcoming idears. I hope you'll stick around and tolerate my nonsense. I'll leave you here to yawn in peace and get some rest. Ciao.

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